INTERVIEW FOR SATANIC WARCOMMAND 'zine (Chile) (with Hellhound Warpig)

 

Sorry, the questions were handwritten, and you don't think i am retyping them.

1. Eat my diarrhea!

2. We wanted it dark and grim and most likely frostbitten... No, actually we didn't. There's not much philosophy behind the bands name, it just looks good, sounds good and fits the concept very well. Personal? Ah yeah, it's the name you can identify yourself with every morning...

3. Well, just everydays behaviour I suppose. It's pain in the ass to write them, as I prefer to rather do it instead of singing about it, but we managed to, somehow!

4. I don't have many vinyls, I guess aprrox 100-150 is close to the truth. Getting vinyls in this shitty country is rather impossible, especially when it comes to good titles. I usually buy them on my trips abroad (not that often though) and still not many, as my economy doesn't allow it... Anyway, I try my best when I have a possibility. I don't have most precious LP's, I guess I cherish them all the same way, some have emotional values like my Metallica's "Master of Puppets" and "Kill'em All" or Iron Maiden "the Number of the beast" but that's all basically.

5. Our first and last release so far is the demo "Terrorbeer" which was released first as CDR, then a tape and another CDR with bonus tracks. We still didn't get our assess together to work on a new songs. We have some, but they are terrible quality rehearsal songs more in old Bathory vein than what you know from "Terrorbeer". Our latest "official" appearance is Metallica's "Phantom Lord" on "Bang or be banged! A tribute to the Ancients" CD - great release by the way.

6. I have nothing against other kinds of music, as I am pretty interested in anything and my ears are always hungry, but I don't like mixing this faggy shit with the ultimate metal genres... Play your goth shit, I might even like some, but please don't call it metal. The problem isn't about bands playing for teenagers, the problem are teenagers getting into the scene and brag about bands like Abruptum which they should be afraid of. Nothing is "sacred" nowdays, sub-underground is the only way. Fuck you, cunts.

7. Picture - never heard
Saxon - a classic, what else?
Motörhead - I dig all of them
Exciter - if you don't have it, may your liver melt
Bathory - still kickin'!
Nifelheim - GREAT!
Bestial Mockery - I liked the previous stuff better, was a slight dissapointment, but still an asskicking stuff
Abigail - haven't heard it yet, just ordered it

8. No, I don't own it, nor the other guy does now... And these weren't Harleys anyway, but Yamaha Virago and Honda Silver Wing. One got sold months ago and the latter... Well, Slut Eviscerator had a problems with his eyes, which he couldn't kept open while running away drunken from the police car at night, eventually he landed on the tree, and pretty much destroyed the bike to pieces.

9. No, we never played live for many reasons - first we don't know how to handle our instruments properly, second - we are just a two-piece, and third we never had any offers nor anything... Maybe one day but I doubt it, our line up is always too weird for that.

10. No idea, I haven't seen it yet, man! It looks diehard metal cult from the distance and i can't wait to lay my hands on it, so hurry up, you drunken swine.

11. Yes, that's correct. The old loser participated with lyrics for the "Pornwatcher" song which are supreme, of course! And yeah, we're in good touch with Gehennah (NOT NORWEGIAN GEHENNA! mind you!)... Just few weeks ago I came back from my trip to Sweden where I took part in their 10th anniversary gig, then we drank some for next couple of days. It was a beerbath... There were some talks and it's possible that Ronnie Ripper will play guitars on next Hangöver release, so tell your grandmothers that it's not safe out there anymore!!!

12. As if they are worth of our precious time, eh??

13. Thanks for your interest, goatpal! If you wanna get in touch, don't hesistate to do it via mail or email. Girls, send nude photo for sure reply! Rock that ass apart!!!!!!

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20-956 Lublin 17
Poland

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