INTERVIEW FOR some 'zine.... (with Hellhound Warpig)

1. To start with I`d like to know how it came about that you called your band HANGÖVER? I bet there`s a slight MOTÖRHEAD-homage within the name as well as the logo, hehe... Could you please introduce your boozing kommand to our readers?

Goatintruding, labiawaxing priesthoodremoving bloodspewing cumdripping kneeslapping greetings you German fukk!!! I am Polish, uncirCUMsized ALIEN martyrfukker!!!!! I like to drink, fight and fukking fukk. Have all you silly negroes bouncing on my fukking cock!!!! EAT MY HOSESPEW YOU FUKKING HIPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Disintegrating collection of slowly melting chocolate titties all ripe for the fukking and filling and drilling of bloodHOLES and liquid and moist with pure alcohöllisches pleasure......or as they say in France: le FUKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Motuuurhead? Don't know them! We're here to invent metalcoholic synth pop! JAWOHL!!!

2. When did you found this band at all and what were your influences back then and nowadays? Who founded it at all, has anyone of you played in any different bands before?

The audial crotchkicker named Hangöver has been founded in 1997 or something by me and Mr. Clitlicker, but we haven't managed to record much shit, because we were fucking lazy, used to fuck around with cheap whores and playing even cheaper riffs in Clitlickers bedroom, because I used to live with him at that time. All we got back then were literal hangovers and a few rehearsal songs which stinked more than I could possibly imagine. We were listening to a lot of weird rock and stoner bands back then, also "Hardrocker" by Gehennah which still rules and mainly hung around in bars on town, after work. Later Clitlicker had to dissapear because he decided to not pay his loans in various banks, then in 1999 or 2000 I've joined forces with Slut Eviscerator and we recorded "Terrorbeer" demo tape. Unfortunately, it's been like a year and a half till now since Slut Eviscerator left his house to have a drink and didn't come back there at all. So yeah, Hangöver is frozen, as I am the only sole member nowadays.

3. Why did Hellhound Warpig decide to leave HANGÖVER at all? Didn`t he come along with the drinking habits of you sick-heads, hehe? Besides, what are your personal favourite drinkin` stories?

Fukk ya and your schnitzel, ye German bibelbuchbinder! Ich bin Hellhound Warpig and I ain't going anywhere! My drinking habits are low these days. I've drank so much that my liver went on strike, so I am going down pretty quick, but that's of course fun too! The drinking stories?! I have one chockelatepastrycovered, nekkidspakkin lubricated motherhonking lustiges fucking luftwaffesprouting FUKKING QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUKK THEY CAN BE DRINKING STORIES IF YOU REMEMBER THEM!?!? I only know my behaviour from the tales told by others and I am afraid it's all true and embarassing.

4. You once announced to release a certain video: What can be seen on the first unofficial HANGÖVER-video at all? - Can we expect beer, guts and tits? When will it be released actually?

Weeeheee!! Give it up man, this will never happen. These triple monkey cocks I used to play with refused to be responsible enough to be at one place in one time, so we could never film it. Though it was always possible to meet up together to drink some. That's weird, hahaha... I don't think we ever had an rehearsal and you talk about some goddamn video! I suppose it's safer to say that it will never happen!

5. So feel free to tell us something more about these Hellbanger parties you organise from time to time! How many have there been at all until now, and how can we imagine them? Do you know of a certain German Heavy Metal fan club called "Hellbangers Moselfranken" that celebrates a "Hellbangers Festival" each year? Do they take place in a club, are there always bands that play concerts during that party? In 2001 WITCHMASTER and AZARATH played there, whereas the first band just played cover versions, is that right? If yes: Which songs did they play actually?

Another myth. The parties take place where we all meet up with fellow hellbangers... I didn't manage to come over to the party with Witchhamster and Azarafff but I caught up later... It goes slowly now.... Last one was like 2 years ago I think, along with guys from Azarath, Damnation, Witchmaster we had some good time in the northern Poland. Since then nothing happened. I heard of Hellbangers Moselfranken of course! In fact I am going to Hellbangers Festival this year to meet with friends from Nocturnal/Deathstrike Records and others. Will be killer to see Nifelheim live at last!!! UGH!

6. What do you personally think about the Polish scene? I personally think there are many NS "Black" "Metal" (??-Hahaha!!!) around, but of course your country has got to offer some really great acts, I just think of WITCHMASTER, HANGÖVER (of course!), ESQARIAL, LOST SOULS, DAMNATION (by the way, are they still alive at all?) etc... Are there good places where you can play, studios, bars etc.?

Personally I think Polish scene is shit. Despite "NS" crybabies, even 'normal' bands have nothing to offer, so fuck them. Fukk all fukking cumkunts with sticky sticky kunting licky fucksticks and devils red meat on poles and ladders made of pure fukking fukkkk! Only bands I respect and listen to are Witchmaster, Azarath, Blasphemy Rites, Throneum and Anima Damnata... Rest can perish or whatever. Macabre to the fukking bottom of the endless pit of spit, blood and liquid kunting fukking acid PISSS!!!!!!!! BLOOODDD!!!!

7. How can we imagine a day in the life of a certain Hellcunt Wardick (after falling out of bed and - after masturbating - going to the window in order to vomit on the pavement in front of the house you live in. Furthermore, I think there`s no need to turn on the vinyl player, because I think this player is active 24 hours a day right...?)?

I don't vomit through the window since I've started to shit at the same time one night, so fukk off!! The vinyl player is not active at all since it was slower than speed of my fists once upon a time, so we have to stick to demos and CD's until something monetary happens! Well, my daytime is very average these days... I get up in the middle of the night (11 AM), spit something yellow out, press "play", pull up my pants and then wonder who the fuck am I. Then I get to work, spend like 15 hours in front of the computer using my filthy fingers, hang on phone, visit post office, finally get some beers and embrace them dearly. Boring as fukk!... Eh?

8. Where did you desecrate stages until now? And which bands dared to play live with you? What does a group has to offer in order to be able to stand on stage together with you?

Fuck no, we didn't and will probably never play live. We want to be like Wolfie Vikernes. No, wait. Actually we don't want to. What WE? I'll be happy if I can get a guitar player and you talk about whole line up... Frustrating. I need a drink.

9. Why should HANGÖVER`s rockin` and rollin` approach be a standard for generations to come? Furthermore, Hellhound Warpig was arrested in 2001: Could you please tell us more about this, hehe...?

Because Satan is the master and once upon a fukking time a fukking dead fukking foul piece of fukking shit kissed a fukking frog that turned into a fukking NIGGERNAZI, you streetwalking scum!!!! FUKK!!!!!!!!!! Where am I again? Oh! Right! Arrested is a big word, but law is always floating around. Back then I believe it was some trouble regarding bestial devastation of a certain apartment and lack of understanding from the neighbors. Who cares...

10. How did you get with those crazy GEHENNAH-maniacs (respectively Ronnie Ripper)? He also contributed to one songs his remarkable vokills, so just tell us more about this! I guess GEHENNAH will never be again, right? I`ve heard rumours that previous members still make music in some other groups...

Ronnie "I don't remember" Ripper is the shit! As well as the rest of GEHENNAH... Ronnie didn't sing on "Pornwatcher" just wrote the very supreme poetry. We had a good time when I was visiting them and other alcoholics in Sweden (horns up for Henke the Hellcunt, Ola the Meateater and Jokke The Sobriety Incarnated!) last autumn. Last time I've seen him, we were driving back home and he was starting the riot on the street of Forshaga. I don't know how it ended up I think it was okay since he sends me some suicidal smses every now and then, haha... And fukk no!! GEHENNAH IS ALIVE AND KICKING!!! I was at their 10th anniversary gig in MetalClüb in Karlstad and despite very drunk condition they managed to play some good gig with beer, drinks, whiskey and fights in the end. I got it filmed and even did a video for the song "Drink, fight and fuck" (old GG Allin summerhit cover) which is available to download at my GEHENNAH fansite - www.gehennah.com. The other members have some bands though which I can recommend - some of you may be already familiar with brilliant COFFINSHAKERS, then Mr Violence sings in a punk/hardcore/metal combo SATANARCHY (their CD is out now on Primitive Art Records) and Ronnie sings and plays loserbass in THE BOOT HILL HANGMEN. Hellcop used to be in DAWN OF DECAY.

11. Why did you decide to play `I Am Death` of the mighty NUNSLAUGHTER as a cover version? Did you choose this song just due to the fact because it`s very simple to play, hehe? And why hadn`t it been put on that compilation from "Wolfpack Magazine"? You then decided to use METALLICA´s `Phantom Lord` instead...

NUN SLAUGHTER didn't come to life, as we had no lineup and asked other guys to help us out with the recordings. They were all like "alright sure no problem" but the deadline was getting close and we didn't get the drums and guitars recorded so we said fukk this shit and did this "Phantom Lord" which ended up sounding even better. Metallica is a great band, one of the first metal bands I've heard and got addicted to, and "Phantom Lord" is a cool haedbanger as well. Bang that head that doesn't bang!!

12. Is the compilation `Bang Or Be Banged! - A Tribute To The Ancients" still available nowadays or is it yet a collector`s item? Has any group featured on this CD covered a song of a different band?

A few copies are available from my address, yes! It's been only 100 copies pressed but I saved some to myself knowing that most of the Wolfpack readers doesn't deserve this special item anyway, so if anyone's interested, get in touch with me! The compilation comes with neat 12 pages booklet with all the photos, logos and bands liner notes - very special release.

13. Has the cassette version of `Terrorbeer` by DEATHSTRIKE RECORDS been released yet? From which recording session did you take those bonus songs `Pornwatcher`, `Drunk & Antichrist` and `Hellspawn` at all and why didn`t you put them on the original version of `Terrorbeer`?

In fact the Deathstrike version is sold out now! They re-released the demo in 500 copies and they are all gone when you read this. There were some additional songs which I thought sucked, so I didn't put them on original version. Then I recorded "Drunk and Antichrist" and we decided with Deathstrike that putting some extras would be neat, so we did... "Hellspawn" remained unreleased though - it was very different, more like old Bathory. Instead of this we've put "Assassin" song.

14. Hm, I bet G.M.C. does have got something to do with GEHENNAH, right? This band was originally formed in 1988, but eventually I`m nowadays still awaiting the debut demo CD... - what are the reasons for this?

No, actually they are not related to GEHENNAH. GMC (Gay Metal Crüe) was a band formed by Swedish POLTERKRIST members and we fooled around saying it's an old band of some famous musicians. A lot of people believed it, there were gossips about Dan Swanö and Dark Funeral members playing there which was of course bullshit. I was supposed to release GMC demo on CD, but that never happened and the cult of gay metal remains in the underground. I heard Halford was interested in signing them... Aha, POLTERKRIST demo "The Death Cell" is out now on Deathstrike - pure aggressive thrash metal! Get it, you scum!

15. What would you do with someone accusing you of being to unoriginal and just a simple MOTÖRHEAD/GEHENNAH rip off?

Who gives a FUKKING KUNTING STINKING ARSING FUKKING FUKK!?!? Though we're safe, because we hardly know how to hold the instruments properly - forget playing.

16. Why did Slut Eviscerator leave HANGÖVER at all and how did it come to found NECROSLAUGHTER together with NOCTURNAL`s/FRONT BEAST`s/DEATHSTRIKE RECORDS` Daniel Cichos? In which way does NECROSLAUGHTER differ from HANGÖVER? I heard NECROSLAUGHTER would be more about

You know why he did already. NECROSLAUGHTER was founded by Daniel, he recorded some riffs and shit and was looking for a vocalist who'd fit this dirty Sarcofago style, so my "ugh!" was just necessary and so we hooked up recording this demo together. NECROSLAUGHTER differs from Hangöver in every way probably... It's just completely different shit - very primitve and basic death/thrash immediately reminding you old Sarcofago and Beherit. The demo contains 4 songs plus a Beherit cover "Metal of death" (which was originally recorded for Unsung Heroes Records' Tribute to Beherit "Beyond the gate of Nanna" - now sadly but understandably sold out) and was supposed to be released as 7"EP first but our label was a joke, so we decided to do it ourselves. The demo is cursed though... It's a year since it was recorded and it still is not released - now we have problems with the covers, as the films I sent for printing magically dissapeared. Don't worry though, because delays = true.

17. Isn`t it a bit difficult for you that Daniel lives so far away? I mean, rehearsals, studio time, gigs etc. might be very difficult to manage...

We don't rehearse. Daniel just comes up with ideas and sends me some riffs or ready songs I just scream to. We don't need no studio. Studios are for wimps, haha... We don't have full line up for gigs anyway, I am not even sure if I wanna play any. I am coming to Germany next week though, so we may record something together, if we have some time left after normal drinking procedures.

18. What does Heavy Metal mean to you? And if it would be forbidden to listen to this music, what would you do then?

Metal or music in general is my life. It's not a hobby anymore, it became my life and it's basically all I am doing and probably all I can do. Besides playing or listening to music, I also work at record label and a music magazine, also as a photographer and designer - and it's all related to music anyway. I listen to various kinds of music, but metal is the most important I suppose so if it was forbidden, I'd just go underground, hahaha.. or into hard rock regions. Hopefully it won't be! Haha...

19. What will HANGÖVER/NECROSLAUGHTER do in future? Going on wild parties, cumming over fairly pretty model chicks, hel(l)ping to make Mr. Jim Beam and Mr. Jack Daniel the richest men on earth?

Hell yeah these guys deserve their money! As much as bitches deserve beating, metal listening, beer flowing, chains swinging, food vomiting....... FUUUUUUUUUUUKK! Pillowbiting, buttmunching, fudgepackin, cumgulping, cockswollowing, asslicking FUKK! Get your cock out from between your toes! Thanks for a lenghty interview, herr Panzerschwanz!!! I fukk your cattle at night!!

Hellhound Warpig, 1/18.04.2003

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